HERE'S A POINTLESS TIME CONSUMING SURVEY FROM THAT SICKENING FURFAG WHO I WON'T NAME, BECAUSE DA LOEV FURRIES + HAET HATESPEECH

*Basics*
Name? KIEFER LORD OF TIME AND SPACE
Age? GOD KNOWS
Sex? yes please OH LOOK I AM SO FUNNY AND FUCKING CREATIVE
Birth Date? NOVEMBER 13
Hair Color? FIERY ORANGE
Eye Color? SPICE-BLUE
Height? FUCKED IF I'M LOOKING FOR A TAPEMEASURE
Weight? FUCKED IF I'M LOOKING FOR A SET OF SCALES
Body Type? MY BODY TYPE IS ANGRY. also his original answer: 'athletic i guess' THIS IS ANOTHER WORD FOR "SKINNY EMO FAILURE". OR, HE'S ACTUALLY 300lbs.
Piercings? FUCKING EVERYWHERE, LOL
Tattoos? FUCK THAT SHIT, SKIN TENDS TO STRETCH AND RUIN IT
What are you wearing right now? PROTIP: 'ninja slap' IS NOT FUNNY. and jackboots, cargo khakis, angry beret, and rachel's dykejacket

* Favorites *
Food? BREAD
Drink? WATER
Alcoholic Drink? FERMENTED BONE MARROW
Season? AUTUMN
Day of the week? THURSDAY
Song at the moment? DRAGZLNFARCE111oneoneonoenoeneleven
Subject in school? I THINK IT WAS ENGLISH OR SOCIAL SCIENCES OR SOMETHING. ALSO HIS ANSWER WAS 'hate school'
Color? ANGRY PURPLE. HIS ANSWER WAS 'black' LIKE MI SOUL V____V ZOMG KAWAII DESU NE
Style of clothes? ANGRY. FURRY: 'enything sexy and black'. IS THERE REALLY ANYTHING MORE I HAVE TO SAY?
Mall? FUCK THAT, I GO WHEN I HAVE TO. OR TO PISS PEOPLE OFF. I'VE BEEN KICKED OUT OF FOUR DIFFERENT SHOPPING COMPLEXES ALREADY.
City? MELBOURNE? SEATTLE? MANCHESTER? VANCOUVER? KINGSTON? NOVGOROD? WHO KNOWS. AND I'VE ONLY GOTTEN TO ONE OF THOSE SO FAR.
Kind of pet? A BALD EAGLE. 'bunnies!!!!' ONLY BECAUSE YOU WANT TO FUCK A BUNNY-BOY AMIRITE

* Worst *
Place to be? A FURRY CONVENTION. UNLESS I'M FULLY EQUIPPED FOR TROLLING. 'home where my parents are¬ ¬' YOU'RE FAILING SPECTACULARLY!
Class in school? 'all of them' CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR BEST JOB YET: STACKING SHELVES IN SUPERMARKET 'iles'! FEEL PROUD!
Season? GOD KNOWS, THEY'RE ALL PRETTY ANNOYING
Kind of pet? 'tarantula' WUSSY FAGGOT, CUDDLES WILL FUCK YOU UP WITH HIS URTICATING HAIRS
Food? 'eny kind of animal' VEGAN PUSSY OH GOD LET ME STRANGLE YOU.
Color? 'bright colors' okay okay that's enough i'm just finding it impossible now. PLEASE! JESUS CHRIST! STOP! YOU ARE MAKING MY STEM CELLS ACHE.
Book? '......its best if i dont say -_-' THIS IS BECAUSE YOUR THIRD GRADE-LEVEL EDUCATION MEANS THE ONLY BOOK YOU ARE COMFORTABLE AROUND IS SEE SPOT RUN. RUN SPOT, RUN!
Type of music? YOURS. I GIVE UP INSULTING HIS COMMENTS, I MEAN, JESUS, THEY SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES.

* Daily Life *
When do you get up? AFTER I GO TO SLEEP. WILDLY VARIABLE.
What is your first thought? WHO AM I! WHERE AM I! WHAT'S THIS FABRIC MADE OF! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU! WHOSE ALLEY IS THIS! WHARRGARBL o hay i'm awake time to get back to hating furries
What do you do first? SPRING OUT OF BED, RARING TO GO, PUT ON SOME PANTS, AND RUSH OUT INTO THE WORLD TO CELEBRATE THE DAWN WITH MY CUSTOMARY YELP OF "FUCK! POSTMAN! GIVE ME MY MAIL!"
What's your usual outfit? SOMETHING THAT GIVES ME THE POWER TO REACH ACROSS AN OCEAN AND THROTTLE SOMEONE WHO ANSWERS 'black stuff'
What's the first class of the day? HATE 101, then BEING BLOODY-MINDED C.
When does school end? IT NEVER ENDS! ALSO, IT SEEMS FITTING THAT ALL INTERWEBSURVEYS HAVE A SPECIFIC TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC OF 13-YEAR-OLD FAILURES.
Do you see your friends? WHAT ARE FRIENDS?
What do you do when you get home? i know i said i wouldn't do this but: 'cuddle my teddy' TEDDIES ARE COOL, BUT YOU'RE MOST LIKELY HUMPING IT. OR PSYCHOLOGICALLY REQUIRE IT BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT LOVES YOU.
What time do you go to bed? WHEN MY DAY'S EXPLOITS HAVE EXHAUSTED ME

* Do you...*
Brush your teeth daily? NOT EVERY DAY
Brush your hair daily? I HAVEN'T BRUSHED MY HAIR SINCE 1985
Shower daily? NOPE, AND I CAN'T STAND SHOWERS
Sing? WHEN I THINK NOBODY CAN HEAR
Dance? RICK ASTLEY
Get drunk? yes, when it helps me cope with the pain. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!
Have sex? 'not eny more' I'M NOT SURPRISED. HIS DOG MUST HAVE LEFT HIM.
Read books? 'only if its yaoi!' wow. just, wow. i can't even type in capitals for this one, i'm completely stunned and drained of energy. why? WHY? FUCKING WHY?
Listening to music a lot? MOST OF THE DAY
Read magazines? NOT REALLY, IN MY YOUNGER DAYS I USED TO VAGUELY PEER AT DRAGON/WHITE DWARF (LOLGEEX), IN MY LESS YOUNGER DAYS I OCCASIONALLY LOOKED AT ROLLING STONE/VARIOUS PC MAGAZINES. THEN I REALISED MOST MAGAZINES SUCK ASS AND ROLLING STONE IS AN INDUSTRY CIRCLEJERK CAPITALISING ON ITS GLORY DAYS.
Go online a lot? MOST OF THE DAY
Have a religion? YES
Have an IPod? NO
Want an IPod? NO, FUCK STEVE JOBS IN THE EAR
Have a Girlfriend/Boyfriend? BREEDING IS FOR WIMPS
Play an instrument? YEP
Get sick a lot? TOO ANGRY TO GET SICK
Watch TV? HAVEN'T TURNED IT ON TO ANYTHING THAT WASN'T WORLD NEWS IN THREE MONTHS
Like MTV? DON'T EVEN HAVE IT
Listen to the radio? YES
Still use your CD player? RARELY, BUT MOSTLY IN THE CAR
Stalk people? FOR THE LULZ. IN FACT, I'M WATCHING YOU RIGHT NOW.
Have dial-up internet? YES. HOLY JESUS FUCK, TELSTRA IS A BUNCH OF SELF-INTERESTED FAGGOTS.
Know HTML? I IGNORE IT.

* Music *
Do you listen to Rap? NOT REALLY, UNLESS IT'S TOO HILARIOUS NOT TO
R & B? NOT REALLY
Blues and/or Jazz? FUSION FUCK YEAH
Classical? RICHARD WAGNER
Pop? GOD KNOWS WHAT "POP" IS DEFINED AS THESE DAYS
Country? JIMMY BUFFETT?
Emo/Scremo? I CHERISH MY IGNORANCE
Heavy Metal? "HEAVY METAL" AS IN THE ORIGINAL STYLE? OR "HEAVY METAL" AS IN NEWER VARIATIONS THAT REQUIRE SKILL AND THE LYRICS HAVE A TENDENCY TO MAKE SENSE? OR "HEAVY METAL" AS IN ZOMG UNDEROATH IS SO HXC? TWO OF THESE DEFINITIONS I'LL LISTEN TO. ONE I WON'T. GUESS THE ANSWER AND WIN ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
Techno? AGAIN, "TECHNO" AS IN "LOL FUN BACKGROUND MUSIC"? OR "TECHNO" AS IN "TECHNO IS SRS BUSINESS"?
Reggae? 'ony one song and thats Im Furry by kooky womble and thats the only reggae song i like.' just die.
Oldies? MOTLEY CRUE IS OLDIES THESE DAYS. ALSO IT'S STARTED RAINING, AWESOME.

* Your crush <3* [JUST DIE.]
Hair color? WHO CARES? BLUE.
Eye color? STEEL GREY
Tattoos? MISTER COOL ICE!111
Piercings? FRANKENSTEIN BOLT
Favorite Music? YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE AWESOME? SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO SKANK PROPERLY. THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
Style of clothing? CRIMSON ZOOT SUIT WITH A FEATHERED HAT
Body Type? ANGRY
Would you go out with someone just for their money? OF COURSE!
Does size matter? penis size? WELL DUH.
Do they have to be popular? LOL WUT, MORE HIGHSCHOOL QUESTIONS
Does the guy ask the girl or the other way around? THE GUY BEATS THE FURRY. THEN THE GIRL IS LOVESTRUCK BY HIS COHERENCY OF THOUGHT. THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER AND SPIT AT PEOPLE.
Where do you go on the first date? A PIZZERIA. OR, A ROOF.
Kiss on the first date? WHY NOT
Sex on the first date? WHY NOT

* Right Now *
Do you think you look good right now? I AM FUCKING GREAT.
Are you eating something? I FEEL LIKE SOME PIZZA NOW.
Are you drinking something? I SHOULD REALLY DRINK SOMETHING SOON.
Are you talking on the phone with someone? NOPE. ALSO HE APPARENTLY NEEDS TO DEVOTE HIS FULL ATTENTION TO ANSWERING THESE QUESTIONS. IS HE CLINICALLY RETARDED?
Are you talking face to face with someone? NOT IF I CAN HELP IT
Is anyone at your house who doesn't live there? NOT RIGHT NOW
What song are you listening to? NEVA GONA GIV U UP! NEVA GONA LET U DAAN!
What are you watching on TV? AREN'T
What other websites do you have open? GOOGLE, CORT/SPECTOR/MODULUS/STEINBERGER, WIKIPEDO, DISCOVERYGC (LOL), GAMEFAGS, ABC, <CENSORED DUE TO RULE ONE>, <CENSORED DUE TO RULE ONE>, <CENSORED DUE TO RULE ONE>, ED, SA, VARIOUS MUSIC DOWNLOADS SITES, AND PROBABLY SOME MORE BUT I'M TOO LAZY TO LOOK.
Why are you taking this survey? OUT OF SHEER HATRED, ALSO AS A CONVERSATION PIECE.
What are you going to do after this? SHOUT AT FANGIRLS ON FURC

* What do you Believe? *
Do you believe in ghosts? I'M A PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR
The afterlife? PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR
Aliens? PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR
God? PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR
The devil? PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR
Heaven? STRIPPER FACTORY AND BEER VOLCANO
Hell? ETERNAL FREEZERBURN
Christianity? PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR
Jesus? PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR
Nothing? PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR
Yourself? PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR

* Randoms * [i swear to god, i will pistol-whip the next man who says 'randoms']
Have you been on an airplane before? YES
Where were you going? VARIOUS PLACES
Have you been to another country? CHINA, INDONESIA, VIETNAM, SOME OF EUROPE WHILE I WAS STILL KNEE HIGH TO A GRASSHOPPER
Have you ever went to another country with your friends? NOT YET
Have you ever partied in another country? YEP
Ever stayed online more than 10 hours straight? MOST DAYS, BECAUSE SOMEONE HAS TO DO MY JOB
Pretended to like someone just to get popular? YEP. THEN STABBED THE ENTIRE CLIQUE IN THE BACK.
Talked about someone behind their back? NATCH
Had someone talk about you behind your back? OF COURSE! THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT!
Been in a fight online? HURR HURR INTERNET FIGHT
Been in a fight face to face? REGULARLY
Gotten yourself involved in a fight that wasn't about you? CHEERFULLY! CONFLICT IS A FOOD!
Been called a bitch? YEP ^_^
Been called a slut/whore? YEP ^____^
Been to Australia? LOL
Do you like snakes? YES
Ever cried for a guy that you really like? WUSS!
Ever broken a bone? YES
Ever had to stay in the hospital for more than a week? NOT SURE
Ever had serious surgery? NOTHING SRS
Ever looked at porn online? LOLPRON
Ever went to one of those "adult" stores? YEP. I MAKE A HABIT OF SHOWING UP AND TROLLING.
Ever bought clothes at Walmart? LOLWALMART
Ever paid more than 100 dollars for a pair of jeans? HAH
Ever been on stage for any reason? YEP
Ever been in a play? LOL YES
Ever been in a band? NOT YET
Do you play, or used to play, an instrument? YES
Gotten a Brazilian Bikini Wax? LOLDONGS
Waxed your eyebrows? I FUCKING HATE THAT LOOK.
Waxed your legs? NO! I LIKE MY WIRY MAN-FOREST.
Cut yourself shaving? YEP
Have you ever died? YES, LAST WEEK. seriously, what sort of faggot wrote this quiz?
What time is it right now? 1:18AM